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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Just realized my dog ran away. Don't know why - he had it made at my house. I'll miss the guy, probably got shot dead by some gun-wielding, NRA-loving, 2nd Amendment asshole. Yeah he looks like a coyote kind of but he's only eaten like 4 cats his entire life and only partially maimed a child once. If you see him out, please return him. Loves going by the name of "Sylvester" even though his name is Bruce. "Sly" also lures him over but only if you have Boar's Head Peppercorn turkey breast, thin sliced. He's a picky eater.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Lost your dog an couldnt close? Damn tough night.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Mitch Connor said...
Just realized my dog ran away. Don't know why - he had it made at my house. I'll miss the guy, probably got shot dead by some gun-wielding, NRA-loving, 2nd Amendment asshole. Yeah he looks like a coyote kind of but he's only eaten like 4 cats his entire life and only partially maimed a child once. If you see him out, please return him. Loves going by the name of "Sylvester" even though his name is Bruce. "Sly" also lures him over but only if you have Boar's Head Peppercorn turkey breast, thin sliced. He's a picky eater.

Eat a whataburger and 4 Advil, you'll feel better when you wake up.
Is this your equivalent of drunk dialing?
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11 months ago

Mitch Connor said...
Just realized my dog ran away. Don't know why - he had it made at my house. I'll miss the guy, probably got shot dead by some gun-wielding, NRA-loving, 2nd Amendment asshole.

2nd amendment people don't shoot dogs.
We shoot short-legged liberals. Tall ones too.
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

BuckHorn said...
2nd amendment people don't shoot dogs.
We shoot short-legged liberals. Tall ones too.

Haha nice
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11 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Lol, should probably not have a dog that looks like a coyote, he might wander into some poor fool's backyard and get himself in trouble....
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