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Things you'd rather do than watch the UT basketball team

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7 months ago

I'm going to make my list. Feel free to add on:
Shave my ass
Eat paint chips
Rattlesnake wrangling
Drink bleach
Put my face in a vice
Slam my unit repeatedly in a desk drawer
Watch my dogs have sex
Get my leg intentionally stuck in a bear trap
Sign up for the Mack Brown fan club
Be a matador
Have Floyd Mayweather punch me in the face
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7 months ago

play tummy sticks with Peter North
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Watch the UT women's basketball team.
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7 months ago

Well, this thread could get downright hilarious.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Watch Kenny vacarro play pick up basketball.
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7 months ago

Get a ribcage tattoo of Rick Barnes' face on Roy Orbison's ass while watching The Waterboy in espanol with an bad case of heartburn.
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7 months ago

With last night serving as Exhibit A, I put together a Pack N Play for a friend and fell asleep with a bowl of ice cream on my chest instead of watching the 2nd half.
Signatures are stupid. You should block them.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Watch Kevin Hu struggle to last one game at Gregory
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7 months ago

Watch a Mack Brown Monday morning press conference.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Agree with Chupita
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Get punched in the throat and kicked in the balls repeatedly.
"Pavlov was this scientist guy, you know, and every time this dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat."
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Lick Ron Jeremy's ass
"Pavlov was this scientist guy, you know, and every time this dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat."
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7 months ago

Kelso said...
Lick Ron Jeremy's ass

Interesting.
You have been thinking about that?
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7 months ago

Reenact every stunt done in the Jackass movies
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7 months ago

Watch five Steven Segal movies in a row.
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7 months ago

Kelso said...
Lick Ron Jeremy's ass

Sounds like Taco Bell marketing has been hard at it again with their cra-cra salads.
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7 months ago

WbarH said...
Watch five Steven Segal movies in a row.

Chief Ryback takes offense to that
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7 months ago

You are on a roll hunasty
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7 months ago

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You are on a roll hunasty

Did I hear it right on the broadcast last night when they said they found him at the Pete Newell big man camp?
And he is only 6'5?
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7 months ago

Watch Texas highlights from the 2012 Red River shoot-out.
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7 months ago

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Did I hear it right on the broadcast last night when they said they found him at the Pete Newell big man camp? And he is only 6'5?

That's godzilla size in Taiwan.
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7 months ago

Have a long discussion with Rick Barnes about the players he will sign this year (knowing full well they will all go pro after their Frosh season)
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Watch 15 hours of Dave Lapham colored games where every player on the field has jack-hammer feet.
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7 months ago

Kelso said...
Lick Ron Jeremy's ass

Before or after hanging with Elmo?
Signatures are stupid. You should block them.
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Before or after hanging with Elmo?

That's just sic ...
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