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72 years old today and since it is a slow news day for Horn Sports, thought I would throw this out there for fun (Compilation of a beer induced conversation with friends):
Chuck Norris doesnt blow out his birthday candles, he stares at them and the melt.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
There once was a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it would take any shit off of anybody...
Feel free to add your own...
Expect a roundhouse kick to the face just for the acknowledgement.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, air runs into his lungs for safety.
Happy Birthday, Chuck! I actually say "Happy Birthday" to Chuck everyday....just in case he decides to celebrate on a different day.
It has been said that there are WMDs in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in America
and one more...
Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Please don't start this OT crap
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Happy Birthday, Chuck.
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