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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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14 months ago

72 years old today and since it is a slow news day for Horn Sports, thought I would throw this out there for fun (Compilation of a beer induced conversation with friends):
Chuck Norris doesnt blow out his birthday candles, he stares at them and the melt.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
There once was a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it would take any shit off of anybody...
Feel free to add your own...
Hook Em
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Expect a roundhouse kick to the face just for the acknowledgement.
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14 months ago

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, air runs into his lungs for safety.
Happy Birthday, Chuck! I actually say "Happy Birthday" to Chuck everyday....just in case he decides to celebrate on a different day.
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14 months ago

It has been said that there are WMDs in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in America
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14 months ago

and one more...
Aliens do exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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14 months ago

Please don't start this OT crap
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14 months ago

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Happy Birthday, Chuck.
"Pavlov was this scientist guy, you know, and every time this dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat."
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- انها فقط بعد فقدنا رار في فعل أي شيء كل شيء أننا أح
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