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1.semi retired lawyer, studying American Sign Language to spend my retirement years as interpreter for Deaf in their legal issues (the middle picture in my Sig below is the ASL sign for I Love you, NOT a screwed up hookum sign)
2. Had i gone in the right direction early in life I would have been a musician, starving but happy playing in jazz and blues bands in honky tonks and dives all around the US
3. I was an incredible young football athlete with that special skill set of being both small and slow, while retaining an absolute fear of contact, but none of the middle schools recruited me with enough LOVE so i gave it up after the 6th grade

I'll bite too

1. 13 years in the Air Force. I can't tell you exactly what I do because it's classified but I can tell you it has to do with missles in mountains and missles on submarines
2. To be honest I don't know what I'd be doing. Mom didn't really give me a lot of wiggle room. I had six months to come up with a career path or I was gonna be on my butt..military was the quick answer
3. Umm a little known fact...I saw Tim Duncan and Antonio Daniels in an arcade at 10:30am in the morning and they actually thanked me for walking right passed them...obviously there's only one reason why they would go to an arcade at 10:30..(I was there because it was right across the street from where I was doing my laundry)

1. Software Developer for HEB
2. I would have been a baseball player
3. I used to play the French horn and flugelhorn

1 - Internet Marketing. Domain Name speculation basically. I work from home in Fort Worth.

2 - An Air Force special operations pararescueman (PJ). I was unable to get a waiver because I am an asthmatic.

3 - I guess I could explain the origin of my handle since it is a bit odd. In high school, our zone offense was called "Texas." Not because of anything the Longhorns were doing but actually my coach had seen Tony Barone at A&M run some solid zone offense sets but of course he didn't want to insult me and name it "Aggy" or "A&M." So anyway the coach put in a backdoor lob play against a 3-2 zone called "Clack." Now this play was for me since he knew Clack was my favorite player. The only problem was well I could never palm the basketball and only had a 20+ inch vertical leap. Two things you don't want when trying to dunk the basketball. So one time, I don't know if it was adrenaline or what, but we called "Clack" and I jumped up and somehow was able to grab the rim and the ball at the same time and throw it down and get fouled. My coach called me over and said that was nasty..."Clacknasty," and I have been Clacknasty ever since.

1. Technical engineer at a paper company (intern). Graduate with a degree in electrical engineering in December.
2. A vetinarian. Grew up on a farm, but as a kid I didn't have the direction/drive to achieve that goal.
3. My last two jobs involved chemical weapons and chicken fat/beef tallow lol

Great story Clacknasty!

1. I am semi-retired. I teach history at a community college as an adjunct professor. I retain a semi- active ownership position in a oil and gas related business. I misspent much of my life in the Texas political/government scene. My wife retired from the University after 30 plus years.

2. I wanted to be a history professor since 8th grade, but really have more talent in math and science. I turned down a free ride to be an engineer. Why? It was to A&M and one had to be in the corps back 1959 way.

3. No one knows I like Knob Creek!

That sounds better.
Let's just leave it at that for number three.

Do you test toilet tissues or "Kleenex" for HEB?
From your name I thought maybe you ran the test kitchen at Whataburger!
Sorry I have a wrapped sense of humor but I did upvote you along with others kind enough to share. I know enough about "logistics" to be in awe of HEB and how well they move product through their distribution system to the pantry in many homes. Please, please, get a new, larger one built in the Lake Conroe area. I will be your bestest friend.

I'm the foreman at a steel fabrication company. Structural, misc.

Playing Middle Linebacker in NFL

I'm good at XBOX shooters - THESE THUMBS HAVE KILLED SO MANY -

1. Sr. Lease Analyst for Oil Company
2. Screenwriter
3. I can memorize your credit card number just by looking at it once. :)

1. Asst. News Director for a TV station in western North Carolina.

2. Professional soccer player or thoroughbred trainer (my aunt and uncle bred horses in Benbrook, TX... most beautiful animals on earth).

3. I played youth soccer with Grant Hill for a few seasons before they started splitting us by birth year (we were a year apart). By the time they went back to the whole U-17 thing, he was focused solely on basketball (a good decision, in my opinion).