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I'm going to make my list. Feel free to add on:
Shave my ass
Eat paint chips
Put my face in a vice
Slam my unit repeatedly in a desk drawer
Watch my dogs have sex
Get my leg intentionally stuck in a bear trap
Sign up for the Mack Brown fan club
Be a matador
Have Floyd Mayweather punch me in the face
play tummy sticks with Peter North
Watch the UT women's basketball team.
Well, this thread could get downright hilarious.
National Director of Scouting & Recruiting Analyst
Watch Kenny vacarro play pick up basketball.
Get a ribcage tattoo of Rick Barnes' face on Roy Orbison's ass while watching The Waterboy in espanol with an bad case of heartburn.
With last night serving as Exhibit A, I put together a Pack N Play for a friend and fell asleep with a bowl of ice cream on my chest instead of watching the 2nd half.
Signatures are stupid. You should block them.
Watch Kevin Hu struggle to last one game at Gregory
Watch a Mack Brown Monday morning press conference.
Agree with Chupita
Get punched in the throat and kicked in the balls repeatedly.
"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."
Lick Ron Jeremy's ass
You have been thinking about that?
Reenact every stunt done in the Jackass movies
Watch five Steven Segal movies in a row.
Sounds like Taco Bell marketing has been hard at it again with their cra-cra salads.
Chief Ryback takes offense to that
You are on a roll hunasty
Did I hear it right on the broadcast last night when they said they found him at the Pete Newell big man camp?
And he is only 6'5?
Watch Texas highlights from the 2012 Red River shoot-out.
That's godzilla size in Taiwan.
Have a long discussion with Rick Barnes about the players he will sign this year (knowing full well they will all go pro after their Frosh season)
Watch 15 hours of Dave Lapham colored games where every player on the field has jack-hammer feet.
Before or after hanging with Elmo?
That's just sic ...
Read any post by joe natural.
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