Horns247 Board

10 Global warming caused heat wave that caused Mack to go into swoon. Assistants seized opportunity to strike gold.
09 Potential Recruits want to be able to wear future Longhorn moniker for TWO full seasons and intimidate high school opponents.
08 The opportunity to have the first commit in a class to be named Lorenzo Joe was too much to pass up.
07 Use distraction of early offers to invade Poland....errrrr Florida and get Harris to commit
06 It was a slow news day. Excitement must be generated somehow and UT is socially responsible.
05 There had to be something to do during the Olympic commercial breaks and special tear jerking bios
04 Extra COOKIES for EVERYONE! Potential commits are closer to age of cookie madness and cannot resist the urge to get more of Mrs. Browns cookies.
03 We were worried that A&M might win more than two conference games. NOT!
02 All the cool kids were doing it so we needed to do it as well!

and the number one reason we are offering 2014 kids.................

01 Get the Texas kids offered so that when we win the MNC we can focus on OOS in 2013/2014 recruiting!

I couldn't work it into the list, but OU sucks.